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||[Oct. 14th, 2005|12:44 am]
|||||Jackie Wilson - (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher||]|
One of my dreams is to some day, some way, become the automated voice of a computer phone answering system.
It's not a big dream... just a little one. But I think that would be one of the coolest things ever. :) And I'm sure I would be great at it. "Thank you for calling. All of our representatives are currently assisting other customers, however your call is important to us. Please remain on the line for the next available representative. Thank you."
People always comment on my phone voice, and I swear some people hang up when I answer the phone - because they think they've reached an automated prompt.
In this way, I could obtain a measure of true immortality. My voice would be semi-famous and responsible for maintaining the happiness and account longevity of our customers. I'm debating whether it's a good idea to mention this to managers. I was just assigned my spiffy new locker, so it might be best not to push my luck so soon.